Going shopping as Jennifer…
- July 26th, 2020
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So… I believe that I have finally figured out how to reconcile the whole mask-mandate thing with the masks-are-fun thing. With my state, Maryland, still requiring everyone to wear masks, and all of the other nearby states within a reasonable drive (i.e. DC, Virginia, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania) also now requiring masks, it required a change of strategy. For my girlfriend and I, our original strategy was to avoid doing our shopping in the jurisdictions that required masks in order to not have to participate in the state-mandated security theater. First we avoided our home jurisdiction of Montgomery County, Maryland. Then masks were required statewide in Maryland, and Pennsylvania and DC shortly after that. So we would go to Virginia to do our shopping. That wasn’t the worst thing in the world, because I also work in Virginia, and would couple grocery runs and other shopping trips with work when I could, and we would also make other trips to Virginia if we needed to. We got to know Northern Virginia much better for this, and that wasn’t a bad thing by any means. Then at the end of May, Virginia started requiring masks as well. So we started going out to West Virginia, in the Charles Town and Martinsburg areas. Then West Virginia joined the mask bandwagon, which meant that everyone within reasonable driving time required masks. This was followed shortly thereafter by a flurry of companies enacting their own policies requiring masks to shop. So I was thinking, well, crap, as my girlfriend and I were more or less boxed in on this if we actually wanted to shop.
Then I had an idea: Jennifer. The way that I figured, I might as well have a little bit of fun with it and be Jennifer when I go shopping. In order to do this, I had to make some modifications to how I did Jennifer. I also am a lot smaller than I used to be, as I underwent weight loss surgery last December. As a result of that, Jennifer looks a bit different now than she did when I last showed her off to you in 2018. So for this adventure, first and foremost, I got a new zentai – one with open eyes. I needed to be able to see in order for Jennifer to go shopping, as I’ve complained before about not being able to see well through the original flesh-toned suit. I eventually found a shiny gold-colored suit by Wolf Unitard on Amazon that had open eyes. It didn’t look as natural as the original suit (which still fits) did, but it worked for my purposes.